Monday, August 30, 2010
Outside and the Lab
So, I went to go out on my morning run. However, it seems that I forgot to put on shoes and began running barefoot. After one lap around the neighborhood, I returned home and found that my house was now a laboratory. A lot of my friends were there and they were conducting experiments on a gorilla. I don't know what they did to infuriate the gorilla, but it was angry and started thrashing about destroying things in the lab. Then all of a sudden, one of my friends shoved a blunt in its mouth and lit it up. The gorilla immediately calmed down. Then I woke up.