Monday, February 16, 2009

An Odd Swim

I was at a swimming pool area with my classmates. Apparently, it was a part of PE. The first pool had too man people, and I had to be pulled out. The teacher pointed me in the direction of another pool up some steps. I asked why I couldn't go to the other ones which were much closer. He told me that some special guests were going to use it. So I went up to the other pool with the teacher. It was kinda dirty. No, I take that back. It was pretty damn dirty. He said, "Well, get started."
"It's murky." I replied back.
"Don't worry about that, it's not too bad."
So then I jumped in and swam around in it. My movements felt very restricted. The water was thick. I don't know if that was even water I was swimming in. On my way up, I bumped into something. I looked at it through my goggles and saw a dead animal. I don't know what, but it looks like it has been dead for quite some time. I got out and reported everything I experienced to the teacher. "I guess I'll have to make an exception today, you'll have to join our guests in the other pool. Go wash up." said the teacher. I went into the locker room and rinsed off the strange pool water...Liquid...Thing. Whatever the hell it is. When I went to the guests' pool, there were five little girls. All of them challenged me to a game. It was who could swim the most laps. All of them were very good swimmers, really fast too. But they got tired out just as fast. After I got done with the pool, I left it, dried up, and got dressed to leave. In the parking lot, I was about to go to my car when someone was staring at it. I moved closer to the car and we had a staring contest. Bastard better not try to break in to my car. He didn't. He broke into some other car. Then I grabbed the trunk of the car and crushed it. Not too sure how the hell that happened, but then I woke up.

Saturday, February 14, 2009


Yeah, that title is a scramble. I couldn't think of a title for this one. So, I got home from school and went into the TV room. On the couch, there was a copy of Street Fighter IV just sitting there. I might as well play it I thought. So I popped the disc in and it started up. I immediately knew something was wrong when this song started playing.
When I got to the character select screen, there was only two characters. I was really confused. What the hell was Megaman doing there? Ryu is regular in the series, but seriously, what the hell is Megaman doing there? I selected Ryu, but then the game took control and made me select Megaman. So the battle began...

Round One! FIGHT!

Or not. When the battle started, Megaman fired off a Hadouken. Yes, you read that right, a Hadouken. I thought that only Megaman X could do that...Anyways, when that happened, Howard Dean ripped through the screen and broke my ears with his infamous speech.

Normally, I would've laughed my ass off. But he was loud. VERY LOUD! It felt real too, I thought my eardrums were gonna burst or something. But before that, I woke up.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Something About Seaweed

I was on an old boat. A really big one. It looked like it was about to fall apart, but it held together. My dad and some friends were with me. Apparently we had gone on a fishing trip. Dad made the boat go down a water fall and it was insane. When we got to the bottom, the boat drifted into a really fast current and then everyone started fishing. I got bored after a while because I wasn't getting any thing so I headed under the deck...

When I got there I saw some kind of seaweed monster. It was yelling at me and telling me things like, "I'M CURSED GO THE HELL AWAY UNLESS YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME REMOVE IT." So I tried to help him/her/it remove the curse. But I didn't understand it so I stuffed the seaweed monster into a box and locked it. As I started going back up onto the deck, I woke up.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Dinosaur Illusion

There was a dinosaur inside the house. It kept moaning very loudly, I don't know why. It tried to go upstairs but it couldn't. It was rather small and its legs were short. I don't think it exists. Anyways, I carried it and brought it upstairs. It waddled over to my room and then a tyrannosaurus busted out of my room and ate the small dinosaur. Then I ran back downstairs and hid in the closet and then woke up.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Seasonal Changes

I looked out my window and saw that snow had piled up to it. Which was amazing because my room is on the second floor of my house. For some reason, I felt like walk on it. So I opened my window and walked went into the snow. I sank through it and hit the bottom. Upon reaching the bottom, the whole thing disappeared. The entire place became an empty grass land. My house was gone as well. I wandered around for a bit and saw a door. It wasn't connected to a building or wall, it was just there. When I opened it, it lead into my English teacher's classroom. All of the other students were there. I don't know why, but the entire class was having a discussion about...Something about Legend of Zelda and fields. Then I woke up.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Unknown Childhood Friend

It was another day. Upon arriving at school, I came in contact with a girl. Somehow, we knew each other. But we didn't remember each other either. Apparently, I had met her overseas a long time ago when my dad was still in the army. She was a nice person, but a bit of a show-off. We spent most of the morning time reminiscing of our old school. The dream ended when it was time to go to class.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Bastard Step Brother

Something happened, and I became an orphan in the dream. Two very kind people adopted me. I was getting settled into my new home. All was well until someone came home from school. I wasn't enrolled in school for whatever reason. Well anyways, a student came home from school.

This guy just stared at me for a while. Then he walked up to me and smashed his fist into my face. For no damn reason at all. Then I retaliated. We fought for a long time. Those two step parents didn't intervene, they disappeared or something. We stopped after he ran off. I went to do something else.

There I was again doing nothing, not bothering anyone or anything. Just minding my own business. Then that bastard step brother came out of nowhere! He started beating me up. Then my real brother appeared. I thought he was going to help me, but instead he told me this, "Bitch, get up and kick his ass." And so I did. And damn it felt great. I got up and pushed down this step brother. I stomped all over his ribs and face. I rush to the backyard and grabbed a large heavy rock. Right as I was about to drop that rock on the step brother, I woke up.