Tuesday, August 11, 2009


It has been quite awhile since I've had a dream that I could remember vividly. Last night's dream is pretty damn unforgettable. I met a girl, we had started dating. We had the greatest of times, until someone else tried to screw it all up. One of her other bitch friends wanted to make me look like a cheater. So for awhile, we remained distant. Then I finally found the right ammo. I found her friend's phone left at my job. It was full of text messages concerning the conflict. I gave this to the girl. We made up, and life was great once again. Finally, I visited her home to meet her parents. Before I could walk in, I woke up to the sun shining down upon my eyes.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

A Lesson From a Dream

I met with a woman. She was quite beautiful, very pretty. We didn't know each other, but we started talking. She asked me about how my life was. We kept exchanging words for a long time. It was very nice, to openly talk with someone. Then she told me plenty of life lessons. They felt important, so I think I'll keep true to them. I wanted to talk more with her, but it seems she had to leave. That's where the dream ended.

Monday, February 16, 2009

An Odd Swim

I was at a swimming pool area with my classmates. Apparently, it was a part of PE. The first pool had too man people, and I had to be pulled out. The teacher pointed me in the direction of another pool up some steps. I asked why I couldn't go to the other ones which were much closer. He told me that some special guests were going to use it. So I went up to the other pool with the teacher. It was kinda dirty. No, I take that back. It was pretty damn dirty. He said, "Well, get started."
"It's murky." I replied back.
"Don't worry about that, it's not too bad."
So then I jumped in and swam around in it. My movements felt very restricted. The water was thick. I don't know if that was even water I was swimming in. On my way up, I bumped into something. I looked at it through my goggles and saw a dead animal. I don't know what, but it looks like it has been dead for quite some time. I got out and reported everything I experienced to the teacher. "I guess I'll have to make an exception today, you'll have to join our guests in the other pool. Go wash up." said the teacher. I went into the locker room and rinsed off the strange pool water...Liquid...Thing. Whatever the hell it is. When I went to the guests' pool, there were five little girls. All of them challenged me to a game. It was who could swim the most laps. All of them were very good swimmers, really fast too. But they got tired out just as fast. After I got done with the pool, I left it, dried up, and got dressed to leave. In the parking lot, I was about to go to my car when someone was staring at it. I moved closer to the car and we had a staring contest. Bastard better not try to break in to my car. He didn't. He broke into some other car. Then I grabbed the trunk of the car and crushed it. Not too sure how the hell that happened, but then I woke up.

Saturday, February 14, 2009


Yeah, that title is a scramble. I couldn't think of a title for this one. So, I got home from school and went into the TV room. On the couch, there was a copy of Street Fighter IV just sitting there. I might as well play it I thought. So I popped the disc in and it started up. I immediately knew something was wrong when this song started playing.
When I got to the character select screen, there was only two characters. I was really confused. What the hell was Megaman doing there? Ryu is regular in the series, but seriously, what the hell is Megaman doing there? I selected Ryu, but then the game took control and made me select Megaman. So the battle began...

Round One! FIGHT!

Or not. When the battle started, Megaman fired off a Hadouken. Yes, you read that right, a Hadouken. I thought that only Megaman X could do that...Anyways, when that happened, Howard Dean ripped through the screen and broke my ears with his infamous speech.


Normally, I would've laughed my ass off. But he was loud. VERY LOUD! It felt real too, I thought my eardrums were gonna burst or something. But before that, I woke up.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Something About Seaweed

I was on an old boat. A really big one. It looked like it was about to fall apart, but it held together. My dad and some friends were with me. Apparently we had gone on a fishing trip. Dad made the boat go down a water fall and it was insane. When we got to the bottom, the boat drifted into a really fast current and then everyone started fishing. I got bored after a while because I wasn't getting any thing so I headed under the deck...

When I got there I saw some kind of seaweed monster. It was yelling at me and telling me things like, "I'M CURSED GO THE HELL AWAY UNLESS YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME REMOVE IT." So I tried to help him/her/it remove the curse. But I didn't understand it so I stuffed the seaweed monster into a box and locked it. As I started going back up onto the deck, I woke up.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Dinosaur Illusion

There was a dinosaur inside the house. It kept moaning very loudly, I don't know why. It tried to go upstairs but it couldn't. It was rather small and its legs were short. I don't think it exists. Anyways, I carried it and brought it upstairs. It waddled over to my room and then a tyrannosaurus busted out of my room and ate the small dinosaur. Then I ran back downstairs and hid in the closet and then woke up.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Seasonal Changes

I looked out my window and saw that snow had piled up to it. Which was amazing because my room is on the second floor of my house. For some reason, I felt like walk on it. So I opened my window and walked went into the snow. I sank through it and hit the bottom. Upon reaching the bottom, the whole thing disappeared. The entire place became an empty grass land. My house was gone as well. I wandered around for a bit and saw a door. It wasn't connected to a building or wall, it was just there. When I opened it, it lead into my English teacher's classroom. All of the other students were there. I don't know why, but the entire class was having a discussion about...Something about Legend of Zelda and fields. Then I woke up.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Unknown Childhood Friend

It was another day. Upon arriving at school, I came in contact with a girl. Somehow, we knew each other. But we didn't remember each other either. Apparently, I had met her overseas a long time ago when my dad was still in the army. She was a nice person, but a bit of a show-off. We spent most of the morning time reminiscing of our old school. The dream ended when it was time to go to class.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Bastard Step Brother

Something happened, and I became an orphan in the dream. Two very kind people adopted me. I was getting settled into my new home. All was well until someone came home from school. I wasn't enrolled in school for whatever reason. Well anyways, a student came home from school.

This guy just stared at me for a while. Then he walked up to me and smashed his fist into my face. For no damn reason at all. Then I retaliated. We fought for a long time. Those two step parents didn't intervene, they disappeared or something. We stopped after he ran off. I went to do something else.

There I was again doing nothing, not bothering anyone or anything. Just minding my own business. Then that bastard step brother came out of nowhere! He started beating me up. Then my real brother appeared. I thought he was going to help me, but instead he told me this, "Bitch, get up and kick his ass." And so I did. And damn it felt great. I got up and pushed down this step brother. I stomped all over his ribs and face. I rush to the backyard and grabbed a large heavy rock. Right as I was about to drop that rock on the step brother, I woke up.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Dream Within Dreams

So, I woke up and opened up the laptop to record another dream in this diary. I couldn't remember the dream, so I started typing up some bullshit. I think it was something about chocobos. You know, those yellow birds from the Final Fantasy series.

After typing stuff up, I was about to click publish post, but then a chocobo emerged from the screen of my laptop and pulled me inside the laptop. I was freaking out, because I thought it was real. I mean, I thought I had already woken up, but no. The whole thing was all just another dream. It's very confusing when you experience waking up in a dream. Who knows how many times you'll be dreaming in those kinds of dreams?

Friday, January 30, 2009

Robot Couch?

Woah. Last night made no damn sense. But then again, most of my dreams never make any sense at all. I was sitting in the cockpit of a giant robot. It was really cool, but all the controls were very simple. All there was is two handles, each one had three or four buttons on it. There was also some pedals, but they didn't do anything. After making it walk around for awhile, my surroundings changed.

I was now sitting in couch somewhere. I'm not too sure about what was going on. For awhile, I was just sitting there. Then some of my friends started joining me. We didn't do anything at all, we were just sitting there doing nothing. The couch filled up, but more people came along anyways. They sat on the ground. Then people I don't even know start showing up. Then I woke up.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Dream Record Start!

Hello, this is my first blog. Over the past few years, I've had some pretty strange dreams. I think it would be interesting to share. Since I can't remember last night's dream, today I will share an old dream from last year.

It was a zombie apocalypse. I was sent out to get food, and I headed over to an old supermarket. While walking down the cereal aisle, a zombie popped out through one of the shelves and grabbed me. It pushed me down to the ground and was about to bite off my neck. But instead of biting me, it whispered this into my ear, "I'll trade you a napkin for your pants." Then I woke up.